It’s not that I didn’t know all the ways that one could do the Twitter version of “rock out with your cock out” —which I am tentatively calling “tweet out with your twat out”— all the way back in November 2015 (or 2013, depending how much you want to read into that tweet) it’s just that up until now I had less than 1000 followers and I worried that if I posted this advice pre-1000, people would be all…
“uhhh… how can you tell me how to be a Twitter Rock Star if you’re not even a Twitter Rock Star yourself?”
Which, I guess, is a valid question. Even if it is a question being asked theoretically by someone who is obviously an a-hole.
So, I waited with my reveal. Days rolled into weeks rolled into months into years. It wasn’t easy sitting on this #quality #content that I knew other future Rock Star Twitterers would kill / start an online petition to get their hands on, but I had to hold off until I could start using a 'k' to describe how many followers I have.
Well, @HI54LOFI is now at 1K. Sure, some of these recent followers have eggs for heads and numbers for names, but it’s 2016 and I’m not about to judge anybody for being anything (I can’t afford an online backlash until I am at least in double digit k’s).